Zoostuck 2

best.

Ah, of course. You're going to best the Devil at something. Because you always get a kick out of showing that guy up.

It's not like you have anything better to do, like preventing the universe from being destroyed or rewritten. After all, there's almost no way something like that could happen.

You are now Jim Eggboard or whatever your name was. The one from this timeline, not the future one who came here from the past. And you've stumbled onto a problem - potentially a larger one than this war between time and the universe you're attempting to keep under control.

You've already detected the universe degrading as someone rewrites it. But your master plan hasn't gone into action yet! This can only mean one of two things. Either your plan has inexplicably failed and an even more intelligent future version of you has traveled to this time period and is manipulating events behind the scenes to ensure you succeed this time, which is clearly impossible because your plan is flawless and could never have failed in the first place; or someone else is trying to rewrite the universe before you can.

Naturally, this calls for swift and decisive action. You would sooner see the universe destroyed entirely than converted to an undeoubtedly inferior artistic vision. You must act swiftly to prevent this from ruining your plans.

What ingenious method will you use to do that?