Zoostuck 2

take an early retirement

Ugh, yeah. This isn't what you signed up for. You knew it was going to be rough, but you didn't expect to make decisions involving the fate of the entire universe. Seriously, this is way too much for you. You're out of here. Somebody else can deal with this, you're going to do something less stressful, like serving ice cream.

You are now God.

In accordance with the prophecies, your second cousin has decided to quit his internship at the White House and pursue a career as an ice cream vendor. Monitoring this situation is clearly the most important thing you could possibly be doing with your time.

Now that the next step in the prophecy has been fulfilled without a hitch, though, you can attend to other business. Business such as... such as...

Well, whatever you're going to do right now. What is that, again?