Zoostuck 2

The White House. You're about to become President.

That's right. You've been so busy trying to sort out what timeline you're in that you nearly forgot it was your swearing-in-ceremony. Of course, you wouldn't actually forget because you're going to be the best president this country's ever had.

But are you sure today was your swearing-in day? Oh well, it doesn't matter. The various introductions and the like are all wrapping up and you just have to swear the oath now. You go ahead and do that, and get brought to your new office.

dive in head first

And you're not going to waste any time. You know that your administration is going to eradicate all evil from the world and then encounter the problems that ensue from that decision. Now, you could just not eradicate all evil, but that just doesn't seem right to you. For one thing, it was one of your campaign promises!

So you promptly ask your team to make a list of all the evil things in the world, including the things the government is currently doing. That could take a while, but it's going to get results! You know, because you've seen them already.

You are now an underpaid intern at the White House, and you've stumbled across a few things that you're not sure how to categorize. You've found someone trying to destroy the universe, which is probably "evil", but you've also found two separate plans to rewrite the universe and you don't know if that counts as "evil" or not.

What are you going to do about this?