Zoostuck 2

Speak quiche

Don't be silly. While you did take a course on the Mayan language of Quiché, that was years ago and you're hardly fluent. You doubt this creature speaks the language either.

what a quiche is

Ah, of course! By giving the correct answer to this alien, he'll be grateful and you can get him to further your plans! Possibly through clapping. You haven't thought that far ahead yet.

You promptly explain that a quiche is a custard-filled tart, which usually contains cheese and other ingredients such as ham or vegetables. The alien chef seems satisfied and runs back into his kitchen. A job well done.

Wait a minute, he hasn't done you a favor! You just helped him and got nothing at all in return! That's not going to get the universe destroyed at all!

You are now the skeleton President. You are not President in this timeline, but you ended up here somehow and you're going to find a way to reintroduce evil into your world, confound it. Even if your timeline is way off from this one.

So where are you, and what are you going to do?