Zoostuck 2

Nothing much

Everything

Of course. "I'm Kurtis Blow and I Want You to No" is simultaneously about nothing and about everything. That sounds deeply profound, but really it's because you're a talentless hack.

Regardless, you're a talentless hack who's planned everything to absurd detail and now it's all about to pay off. Once you finish scripting this, the universe will be your plaything, and nobody even suspects a thing.

You are now a hat. You suspect that the ridiculous manipulations to the various timelines are the result of a talentless hack trying to create an opportunity to rewrite the universe to his specifications.

However, being only a hat, you are essentially powerless to do anything about it. Too bad, you suppose. You rather liked the universe, but you probably won't exist in the new one.

You are now Zoosmell Pooplord's mother, and you feel really weird. Your inexplicable connection to the rewritten universe that you won't be in is going crazy. It's almost as if an entirely different universe is going to replace this one, a much stupider universe that you still won't be in because the talentless hack who's about to create it doesn't know about you.

Clearly you have to work faster to destroy the universe in order to stop this disaster. But how are you going to do that when you're imprisoned on this planet-ship with incredibly advanced technology and inhabitants who are incredibly intelligent and also forgetful enough to leave the doors on their prison cells unlocked?

Wait. Okay, well, that's one problem taken care of. But you still have to stop this whole mess somehow, or rather stop the part where a new universe comes into existence. How are you going to do that? All you have available is the incredibly advanced technology of this planet-ship and a package containing a game capable of rewriting the universe.

Seriously, what are you going to do?