Zoostuck 2

Partying.

Ah, of course. An impromptu party at the artist's house should serve as an adequate diversion for your plans. A few well-placed phone calls, and no one will notice as one of your agents slips in.

But what will you have them do?

complete the webcomic

Of course. A complete script to this inferior comic should stop the artist from wasting his talents on it for too long. Indeed, you may even hasten his awakening so that he might bring the new universe into being sooner than expected.

Within hours, the party has begun, and some talentless hack you've hired is slapping together the story of Kurtis Blow.

You are now a talentless hack. And your master plan has nearly come to fruition.

Every step of this plan has been meticulously worked out from the very beginning. You've been manipulating timelines that don't even exist, and even the ultimate singularity of complexity, all for this moment.

For the ultimate truth that you alone realize is that once "I'm Kurtis Blow and I Want You to No" is complete, the universe shall be remade to your highly uncreative vision. Everyone else will be even less talented than you! Your enemies shall be hopeless caricatures, and your friends will exalt you endlessly! You shall be universally beloved and have power beyond compare!

But first you have to figure out what the hell this comic is actually about. What is that, exactly?