Zoostuck 2

i don't know, you tell me, smarty pants

Well, you thought you were taking suggestions from an otherworldly audience for where you were and what you were doing, but since you're not really getting any responses about that, clearly your assumptions were incorrect.

Unfortunately, you still have no idea where you are or what you're doing.

> ask your friend

So you ask your friend, who's also a webcomic artist. But he doesn't seem to know you, which would make sense if you traveled back in time to before you met him. Which you probably did, honestly you've been really confused about what's happened. Especially that part where you were a gym teacher.

Anyways, he seems to be making a webcomic called "I'm Kurtis Blow and I Want You To No". It's about some guy named Kurtis Blow who always rhymes at Christmastime but he's rhyming all the time now because apparently it's always around Christmas or something. You think that's the premise, anyways; honestly you find the comic a little confusing, but that may just be because you're confused in general right now.

You ask your friend who doesn't recognize you where you are and what you're doing. He tells you that you're in his house and you're bothering him. Well, that seems clear enough. You probably could have figured that out on your own, honestly.

You decide to just hang around, it's not like your very presence is going to disrupt the flow of events and prevent a major step in a plan to rewrite the universe that will ultimately end up messing with the timeline in ways that will bring you to this point.

You are now John Egbert. The future one. You've recently discovered that you aren't the only one from your timeline to travel here. There are some detectives poking around who might cause trouble, and of more immediate concern, someone is distracting the artist whose creative vision will be brought to life in the new universe. If this continues, they might not be bored enough to look up blog posts by hipsters in Portland, Oregon.

Oh, and your past self has started intervening in the war between the universe and time that you started, that's an issue as well.

Fortunately, you have already turned your intellectual prowess towards finding a solution to these problems. What is that solution, again?