Zoostuck 2

stop time

Yes, in a conflict of such scale, you can't afford not to take sides. And although your plans shall involve rewriting this universe, there's a risk that a war could damage it beyond what you could work with. As such, you'll be working against time, to ensure the universe is in good shape to be replaced with a superior one.

But how can you fight such a foe as time?

poke holes in the space-time continuum

Ah, wait. The space-time continuum is what allows space and time to interact. By strategically creating holes in it, you can slow time's relentless advance and begin preparing a counterstrategy.

The one issue is that the universe would also lose capacity to work within the space-time continuum. If only there were some way you could mitigate that disadvantage...

knit the universe a ball of yarn

Of course! With a large enough ball of yarn, the universe can fill in the holes on its side and allow time through on its own schedule. That should ensure this war does not interfere with your plans.

You are now Ryan North. Where are you and what are you doing?