Shank A Bitch 3 Day Six: The Handsman Cometh (10/71 Alive)

An excellent choice of weapon. I will need to think carefully on what best to wield in response.

Ah, yes, I know. I could choose another kind of whale, but my mastery of these majestic creatures is such that it would simply grant you too great a disadvantage. I am aiming for victory, not humiliation.

So instead, I shall march into battle wielding the apparently-immortal Granolaman. This plan cannot possibly go wrong in any way.