RE: Zoostuck 2
07-15-2014, 04:59 AM
(07-14-2014, 05:36 AM)AgentBlue Wrote: »The Meta-Sestina
(07-14-2014, 05:10 AM)Loather Wrote: »Petroleum and You! A How-to Guide
Ah yes, the Meta-Sestina. This is a sestina about sestinas. Specifically, it's a how-to-guide about writing sestinas, which apparently involves quite a lot of petroleum.
You don't fully understand it, but you probably will when you've got enough petroleum.
You are now John Eggwhite again. Or whatever your name was. And you've been busy.
The next step in your master plan involves acquiring large quantities of petroleum. However, as you monitor the petroleum supply, you discover that someone else has started purchasing petroleum in unusual quantities. This threatens to derail your entire plan.
How will you deal with this impudent upstart?
There's no reason for this | Or this | Death is inevitable | You can't challenge fate | The smallest change | I'm overwhelmed
I'm serious | It makes perfect sense | Easy as ABC! | I can't even explain it | Cleaning up someone else's mess
I suck | I rule | I've got it made | Really, I'm serious | This bugs me | It's all lies | I want to believe | Beauty is a curse
I'm serious | It makes perfect sense | Easy as ABC! | I can't even explain it | Cleaning up someone else's mess
I suck | I rule | I've got it made | Really, I'm serious | This bugs me | It's all lies | I want to believe | Beauty is a curse