Zoostuck 2

now i'm the guy named kurtis blow, and christmas is one thing i know. so every year, just about this time, i celebrate... with a rhyme

Of course, it's all become so clear.
You rhyme when Christmas time draws near.
And yet, right now is mid-July,
says the calendar on which you rely.

Yet your rhyme sense never lets you down.
Something funny's going on in this town.
Time itself is acting odd,
Which means someone is playing God.

scheme

But if they can do that, why can't you?
This is a game that can be played by two.
You'll recreate this universe,
Only you won't make it worse.

What if it were always yuletide?
You could always rhyme with pride.
It would be such a simple change,
One which you shall now arrange.

But such a task cannot be done alone,
You're going to have to find a phone.
And then who exactly will you call
To help you to achieve it all?