Zoostuck 2

You've come to destroy the universe.

That's right. Granted, that's part of this incredibly complex plan already, but where your plan differs from theirs is that you have no intention of replacing the universe with a new one. This universe is incredibly stupid already and the "revision" these nefarious forces have in mind would only make it even stupider, so you figure it's best to just blow the whole thing up.

The only problem is that it turns out to be very difficult to destroy the universe. You've got a plan, but you aren't sure that it's actually going to work.

clap your hands everybody, have you got what it takes

Namely, you're going to get everybody to clap their hands at once, which should destroy the entire universe. You did the math and it looks like that should work, and won't require incredibly elaborate subplots that go all over the place, but it's still not going to be easy. Plus there's the chance you made a calculation error, but you don't even want to think about that.

Regardless, you figure that this is a good place to start the universal clap, and you're the one who's going to set it in motion. You promptly march through the corridors of the planet-ship clapping, hoping to get the residents to join in.

Unfortunately, you've forgotten the part where these lizard people are horrible xenophobes. You're thrown in jail for not being a lizardperson and you don't even get one other being to clap with you. Destroying the universe isn't going to be easy, it seems.

You are now some webcomic artist. You have not yet awakened to your true potential because you haven't read that blog post from a hipster in Portland.

You therefore have no idea about the incredibly intricate plot you are at the center of which has already been set in motion, or how the fate of the universe is tied into it.

Instead, you're working on a webcomic. What are you going to call it?