Zoostuck 2

Becoming significant

Ah, of course. You weren't in the plot but dammit, you're going to be in it now, or your name isn't... Wait, what is your name?

You're mom

Oh, that's right. You're Zoosmell Pooplord's mother, and you're annoyed.

Mainly you're annoyed because your ex-husband gave your kid a stupid name because he lost a really dumb bet. You didn't want to go through life as Mrs. Pooplord, hence the divorce.

You've spent the intervening years attempting to ignore everything relating to your husband and your son. But that's become very difficult because you've realized that there's an elaborate plot transcending time and space which involves your son and his stupid name.

You weren't going to get involved in this mess. Because every part of it was stupid and you figured it would sort itself out eventually.

And it did. Except, it didn't.

Well, technically it hasn't sorted itself out yet. But as far as you can tell, it's supposed to sort itself out and now it's not going to.

This is a problem, because if it isn't sorted out, the universe will get rewritten and you won't be in the new one. Instead, your son will be some kind of clone from the future or something, and he's going to arrive in the present in a meteor that lands on your former mother-in-law.

Also, you have an intense knowledge of the new universe, which seems to be a side effect of your non-presence in it. This really annoys you, and it annoys you even more now because you've had an immense headache for the past few months as the status of the new universe jumped around dramatically.

So you're taking matters into your own hands. That's why you're on this planet-ship populated by four-armed three-legged lizardpeople, or was that three-armed and four-legged? Either way, you've come here because it's important to the ludicrously complex scheme to rewrite the universe.

So what exactly are you trying to do here?