Zoostuck 2

Everyone

Of course. It's all so obvious. Only a concerted effort by everyone in the universe can alter the singularity's plans at this stage.

Considering this includes a number of beings who are actively working towards the singularity's goals, yeah, the odds aren't looking good.

Well, now you're just depressed. You're so depressed you've almost given up on even bothering to get back to your owner and stopping him from learning the truth behind his stupid name.

Wait a minute.

That's it! That's the key to everything! This all started with the name and the name can undo it all!

If only you had the means to pass this revelation on to someone else. But you do not, for you are only a hat.

You are now someone who has no significance to the story of Zoostuck whatsoever. What are you doing?