Zoostuck 2

commit murder

What? No way! You got into this whole mess because you were framed for a murder, you don't even want to think about how impossibly complex things might get if you actually murdered someone. You can't even think of anyone you'd want to murder even if you were going to risk that kind of thing.

Disguise yourself as a doctor.

Now this is a much more sensible idea. You can gather clues around the hospital and use them to deduce... well, something, you aren't actually sure what just yet. But you'll figure it out with your amazing powers of deduction. First, though, you've got to get your disguise ready. You put on a labcoat and one of those funny things that doctors always wear in fiction, and perfect! Nobody's going to suspect you're a horse detective with rocket thrusters in place of your rear legs and not a doctor.

In fact, your disguise works so well that you're immediately dragged into an operating room. Uh-oh, this could be a problem.

You are now the patient who is about to be operated on. You have a tragic history involving a restaurant in the sky and a mystical hat and a mythical creature called a "cat". Somehow you've ended up on Earth and in this hospital and in the near future you will be flung into the distant path and your name will be changed to Will Smith by the time-and-space-spanning game known only as "Oregon Trail".

In the meantime, though, you're about to be operated on and the doctor is a horse. What are you going to do?