Zoostuck 2

do the macarena in a chicken suit

Yes, of course, it's all so clear now. You just need to acquire a chicken suit, and then... how do you do the Macarena again?

you put your left foot in, you take your left foot out, you put your left foot in, and you shake it all about

Yes... No! That's the hokey pokey! Your experiences jumping through the timestream must have left you addled and possibly exposed to bad idea rays. This won't aid your plans at all. Really, you had a perfectly good plan, it only failed at the very last moment because of that insufferable Pooplord who stole your existence. Unfortunately, for a variety of complex reasons which are obvious to a mind of your caliber but which you lack the time to explain to a hypothetical audience, you require him to live for another month or so while your plans come to fruition.

Fortunately, most of your plans are already underway. After all, you're simply a future version of the John Egbert currently making preparations. Of course, you could simply use your foreknowledge to aid that version of yourself, but that is less than satisfactory - you are a genius, not some lackey to your past self who is marginally less of a genius than you.

No, you must devise an entirely new plan, one which your past self will not even notice. After all, it is rare that you have the opportunity to outwit yourself and a true genius relishes a challenge.

And it isn't as if anyone else is even aware of your presence here or capable of stopping you.

You are now the horse detective. You, the monkey detective, the spider detective, and the squirrel detective have somehow managed to uncover the secret behind the murders you were framed for. Namely, they were all planned by some guy calling himself Joe Eggburger or something like that. Upon discovering this, you were flung through time so you could locate the mastermind and confront him and finally resolve this plotline.

Unfortunately, the four of you have been separated. You are currently at a hospital where a cardboard car has been brought in for surgery for some reason. A cat is wandering around and nobody seems to know what it is. How are you going to track down Eggboy from here?