Zoostuck 2

kill youre self dead

What? That's kind of fatal, and you can't see how it would help anything.

Unless... Yes, that's it. You could stop being Zoosmell Pooplord and have a new name, a superior name, a superior existence. You may lack a time machine now, but your new self will be cunning and focused, and able to prepare a masterful scheme in mere days. You could destroy the pitiful incarnation of you who inhabits this time period and take his place, reconstructing the universe to give you a superior existence...

Wait, this all seems vaguely familiar. Uncomfortably familiar.

It's all so clear now. You were never Zoosmell Pooplord. All this time, you were John Egbert, the superior version of him. When you were defeated, in desperation you flung yourself through the timestream for another chance to remake the universe so that it would be suitable for your existence.

But with all you've seen, with all you've done, is that still what you desire? After seeing what maddeningly complex schemes have wrought, what has happened to the timestream?

Of course it is. What a silly notion. Now you have the chance to do this properly. You shall see to it that the universe is properly remade and you acquire your chance at existence.

What shall be the first step in your master plan?