Zoostuck 2

SOME PIG

Yes, your name must be SOME PIG. That makes sense, it's a way better name than Zoosmell Pooplord. Which isn't saying much, admittedly.

Get your slave friend to open the package.

You haven't rescued him yet! Besides, you get the feeling it's a really bad idea to open this package and that somehow it's an even worse idea than it was the first time through this loop...

Wait, what loop? Where did that idea come from? Never mind, you have this package to deal with.

open it from the inside-out

You are not opening it! Not from the outside, not from the inside, not even in another dimension! You can't explain why, but you feel a very strong compulsion to not open it.

Although you are pretty curious about what's in there. Maybe you could get inside somehow to see. But how would you do that?