Zoostuck 2

shank a bitch

Well, that does seem to be what everyone's doing. You don't have a knife, but there's plenty around here so you can probably grab one...

Oh, wait, one spontaneously appeared in your hand. Crazy. Well, time to get shanking. You shank whoever's nearby...

It's the principal. You just shanked the principal. He's screaming and reality's distorting and you think you may have somehow made everything worse.

You feel dizzy. In desperation, you hop in the time machine. You have no idea where or when you'll end up.

You black out, and when you wake up, you don't remember anything.

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Once upon a time, there was a young man named Zoosmell Pooplord. He went on a quest to discover how he ended up with such a stupid name, and many exciting things happened over the course of this journey.

You, however, know nothing about Zoosmell Pooplord or the exciting adventure involving him. In fact, from your chronological perspective, none of it has actually happened yet. There is no conceivable way it could be relevant to your life at all, so let's focus on who you are and what you're doing right now.

You are a young boy and you have just decided to help your slave friend escape. You also met a spider who spells words out in her web. You also found this weird and highly ominous package. The spider's web spells "DON'T OPEN THAT PACKAGE".

What will you do? And why do you have this strange sense of deja vu?