Zoostuck 2

Put them all up the flagpole. Just do it. Don't care how. Just will it to be done.

Yeah, screw that. You're putting all your assorted problems up the flagpole, and by that, you mean this flag.

Oh. It's the state flag for North Carolina, apparently. This is less satisfying than you thought.

divine where his car is. With the ancient car spirits you go bowling with every tuesday.

You've never gone bowling in your life, except with how messed-up your personal timeline is that may not be true. You start meditating to consult the car spirits that probably don't exist, and focus on your principal's face and yeah you have no idea what you're doing and this is boring, forget it.

Hey, wait a second. Is that a Delorean in the parking lot?

It is! A very familiar looking one. Maybe you can stop the principal through time travel!

You rush over to the car and discover that it's locked. Well, that's just great. Now what are you going to do?