Zoostuck 2

play hooky

Yeah! He's the principal, so his nefarious plan must be for you to get an education! Well, you'll show him! You'll skip school for the rest of the day!

You're already bored. You have a really short attention span. You should probably actually do something while skipping school.

put his car up the flagpole

Heck yeah! Reckless disdain for authority! That's where it's at! You'll show them who really runs this school, which will be you after you put the principal's car up the flagpole!

There's just two problems with this plan. First, you don't know which car is his. Second, you don't know where the flagpole is.

Oh, wait, there's a third problem, you have no idea how you'd actually get his car up the flagpole.

And given your attention span, you've got maybe thirty seconds before you give up on this plan and do something else. So how are you going to resolve all these problems?