Zoostuck 2

follow by example, abandon the resolution of your own speech

Of course. It's so ingenious you must have thought of it already. As brilliantly written as your speech is, there is no more suitable way to end it than by failing to resolve it and driving home your point.

Or at least that's how you can pass it off. Really, your point is just that other people shouldn't resolve things - you're all about resolving your plotline of rewriting the entire universe so you can be the author of an incredibly successful webcomic. And why not? Yours is the greatest plotline in all of existence. You're doing all those other plotlines a favor by preventing their resolutions, which would only be outshined by the perfection of your own plotline.

Regardless, you promptly demonstrate your point by announcing that the speech is over so that it will never be resolved. Then you run back into the school so you can put a stop to this decisive battle. You can't allow anyone's actions to be decisive except your own!

You're now Zoosmell Pooplord again. You've completely lost the plot, which isn't surprising considering how often your personal history's been rewritten lately.

The principal at this high school you apparently go to just rushed back into the school after giving a boring speech. Everyone seems to think that means the fire drill is over, so they're heading back in.

You're pretty sure, though, that the principal is the mastermind behind the whole scheme. Or maybe he's just a puppet of a singularity of complexity. You lost the plot here, too. But you're pretty sure that the only way to get the timeline back on track to whatever it's supposed to be involves stopping him.

So what are you going to do?