Zoostuck 2

Kill your second cousin, and then turn yourself in. Plotline resolved.

That would make things really simple, but you can't just go around smiting family members. Well, you could, and you could use your omnipotence to escape from all the consequences afterwards, but you feel like that's not what you're supposed to be doing here. And since you're God, your gut feelings are almost certainly correct.

Isn't there some other approach?

Kill him. With boredom.

Well, you could hasten his personal flow of time so he dies of boredom faster, you wouldn't technically be responsible for that. Then you could just stop this boring principal and you'd be done.

But you feel like that isn't quite it, either. Maybe you're supposed to figure out who killed him in the original timeline that hasn't happened yet. You really don't want to think too hard about that timeline, though.

That said, there's one thing you do know. The culprit should be someone at this high school, since everyone of significance from that timeline you don't want to think about is here. You just have to figure out who it is...

...Hey, wait a minute, why do you smell smoke?

Did someone just set the school on fire?

You are now the school. You are also an evil wizard who found himself in the form of the school after his last death. You are on fire. You're probably going to be destroyed and regenerate in another form after this, which with your luck will probably be someone at this high school.

On the plus side, you have enough time before the fire destroys you to attempt to manipulate the form you end up in. So what's it going to be?