Zoostuck 2

Call together all of the students and faculty, and give them an incredibly long-winded charismatic speech about the dangers of resolving plot-lines.

Of course, your natural charisma and leadership should convince them. However, you can't just call an assembly, there's paperwork in doing that too, plus you know some of these kids are going to skip it even though they know how much they would benefit from your words of wisdom. No, you need a way to ensure they're all in one place.

fire drill

Of course! You'll call a fire drill, forcing everyone out of the school. Then you'll use the opportunity to address the ungrateful masses and inform them of the risks they'll face if they try to resolve any plotlines. This should work perfectly.

Except there's paperwork in calling a fire drill. On the other hand, as far as you know there's no paperwork involved in pulling the fire alarm.

Smash the system

But a visionary artist like you cannot be content to merely pull the alarm, no, you must do everything with purpose and style. That's why you give the alarm a good hard whack with a crowbar.

You are now the monkey detective again. You're punching your math teacher, who seems to just be a pair of fake arms. But you just heard a fire alarm go off. What are you going to do about this?