Zoostuck 2

Poop on it all

What, no, you're a respected detective. Or future detective. And not all that respected. Well, okay, but you're toilet-trained at least.

No, you've got to look at this from another angle. But what could it be?

put a pencil in your fist

Wait, that's it! A pencil! You can use that to fill out the papers! You grip it ferociously and...

You remember the last time you used a pencil. Even though it hasn't technically happened yet.

You remember that fateful math class, that you already had a flashback to. A flashback that got confusing, but you remember one thing very clearly.

You punched your math teacher in the face.

And that hasn't happened yet. So that's clearly what you've got to do here. Forget this assignment and this job, your true calling has become clear.

You are now the math teacher. You are actually an alien, but you are also someone who has already appeared in the adventure somewhere.

Who are you, again?