Zoostuck 2

hm, i dont know. you'll have to get someone from the hiring range

Ah, of course. You'll simply hire someone once the hiring range is set up, and then send them back in time. You will obviously be able to acquire a time machine in the process of creating the hiring range. Truly, you are the greatest of geniuses, coming up with solutions to problems you don't realize you have yet.

Even better, you can send the server monkey back in time with the paperwork so that it will all be done already and you just have to tell them to walk into your office with it at a specific date and time. How perfect! They should be entering momentarily.

They have not entered yet. Wonderful. Now you're going to have to fire them for failing to follow your simple instructions. As soon as you actually hire them, that is.

You are now a server monkey, or rather a monkey detective who has found himself in high school somehow. A week from now, you will be hired to go back in time and do a bunch of paperwork to expel a large number of students, including you, for reasons that your future employer won't make clear.

Unfortunately, despite your best efforts, paperwork cannot be solved with your fists. You even tried kicking it but that didn't do any better. Now you're at your deadline and you don't have any of this done. You also haven't finished your assignment for gym class.

So what are you going to do?