Zoostuck 2

teach, teach like you've never taught before.

That would be fairly easy, considering you've never taught before. If your plan comes to fruition, of course, you'll be teaching an entirely new universe all about how incorrect their assumptions about art are, but that doesn't require active effort on your part - it merely requires the work to speak for itself.

Well, that and explaining to your misguided critics that they actually love the work and don't yet realize it. But that's less "teaching" and more "guiding them to the knowledge they already possess but are denying the truth of", which is a much more difficult task.

Anyways, that's all in the future in an alternate timeline so it doesn't count anyways. The point is, you can't teach anyone anything yet until your plans are complete.

wait, you're a principal. principle, principle like you've never principalled before

Ah, but you do have a job in this place and time. It is not your true calling, but you have fallen into the role, and like all tasks you set your mind to, you are inherently the best at it. All is clear now. You must set your administrative foot down and put an end to this assignment before it puts an end to your plans.

You need only fire the teacher responsible and expel all the students given the assignment. There will be considerable paperwork involved, however, which is a tedious task unworthy of your attention. You need only delegate that to your server monkey...

Oh, that's right. You don't have a server monkey in 1998. A minor setback which you will soon find a solution to.

worry about y2k

Suddenly, you are struck by a realization. The Y2K bug!

It's all so clear now! The Y2K bug was only prevented due to events at this particular high school in North Carolina. And if you do not allow those events to play out, Y2K will destroy civilization and prevent you from destroying the universe to recreate it.

Damn, what a time to be caught without a server monkey. You'll have to find a new flunky to do the hard work for you. But where will you find one?