The Grand OC! [CONTEST XXX: HALLOWEEEEEEEEEEN]

Name: Stan
Race: Middle Management
Gender: Male, thanks to the patriarchy.
Text Color: #654321
Biography: Nobody remembers when Stan was hired, or who approved his promotion. He's just always been there, as far as anyone can tell.
No matter how early you arrive, Stan's already there with a pile of work for you; no matter how late you leave, Stan's still there, ready to yell at you to stop slacking off.
There are rumors that Stan sleeps in the office, but the night janitor and the security guard swear up and down he's gone by the time the building is locked down.
Not that anyone knows where Stan lives, or what he does outside of the office. He's probably got a home address in the company's records, but who can really be bothered to check? It's not like anyone would want to visit him. Besides, nobody's even really sure what his last name is.
I haven't seen him today, though. That's strange. Wonder if he's sick.
Description: Stan is a moderately overweight balding middle-aged man who dresses for success, as he makes a point of telling everyone he comes across. He also tells them to work smarter, not harder; to give a hundred and ten percent; to focus on our core values; and a variety of other buzzwords that don't actually mean anything.
In fact, if you asked all the employees who worked under him, they wouldn't be able to remember a single time he said anything of substance or made an actual decision. They can remember a lot of times when he called meetings, though.
Weapons and Abilities: Stan has all the powers of a middle manager. That is to say, he knows exactly what you should be doing and he'll tell you to do it in the most meaningless way he can think of. And don't try to tell him it's not what you should be doing, not if you want a good performance review.
More accurately, Stan has the ability to spontaneously emerge as a middle manager in any organization, including ones that don't have middle managers. Anyone who actually checks the records on him will find no irregularities, but most people won't even bother. If pressed, employees might have vague memories of him just showing up one day, but they tend to just assume he's supposed to be there. In theory he could be fired, but the higher-ups haven't noticed him causing any problems, so he probably won't.
Stan's emergence in an organization does not grant him any knowledge related to their business. In fact, he spontanteously forgets any relevant information he might have known before his arrival.

Bonus not-an-actual-entry but I couldn't resist putting it together:

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Name: The City of Genreshift vs. Grand Magus of Flow Cascala bint Ondun al-Bellizhi (hereafter refered to as Genreshift vs. al-Bellizhi)
Race: Legal dispute
Gender: Inapplicable
Text color: In accordance with federal law, black text on a white background.
Biography: Plaintiff filed for damages upon discovery that defendant, through use of previously undocumented procedures, caused immense property damage to plaintiff via a hurricane. Plaintiff claims defendant sought to commit seven separate acts of murder and considered all other losses as acceptable collateral damage.
Complications arose from defendant's foreign origins. Although this nation have no formal treaties or any contact with defendant's stated homeland of "Bellizhian Empire", defendant's representative claimed it was essential to contact the nation of origin of any defendant in order to avoid an international incident.
Plaintiff claimed "Bellizhian Empire" does not exist, however, defendant claimed it was another world and that she was taken to this one against her will. Her actions were a necessity in order to return to her own nation and ensure its prosperity.
It became clear that contact with the Bellizhian Empire was necessary in order to proceed with the case. All proceedings were suspended until such contact could be established and all files related to Genreshift vs. Bellizhi were placed in storage until the matter could be resolved.
However, when records were checked one week later, the files had vanished. No evidence of tampering was discovered. An investigation is still underway.
Description: Genreshift vs. al-Bellizhi consists of an assortment of legal documents and recorded testimony relating to the case. These documents are held together in a large folder clearly labeled Genreshift vs. al-Bellizhi. Due to the complex legal issues raised by Genreshift vs. al-Bellizhi, it is unlikely that the documents therein will be understood by anyone without sufficient legal training.
At the time of its disappearance, Genreshift vs. al-Bellizhi had not been observed to display any signs of sentience.
Weapons and Abilities: Genreshift vs. al-Bellizhi has displayed no offensive capabilities, save perhaps the capacity to disorient persons with inadequate legal training. In theory, Genreshift vs. al-Bellizhi could be wielded as a blunt weapon, as the documents collectively have considerable weight.
Genreshift vs. al-Bellizhi has displayed no ability to act on its own. Therefore, any actions performed by Genreshift vs. al-Bellizhi would be the responsibility of the person or persons using the documents.