Zoostuck 2

incorporate the shinbone into your bad idea ray.

So that Loather of Irk will get bad ideas

about bones

Your observations suggest that this is entirely unnecessary, most of the bad ideas you've been giving her are already about bones. If you were the Master of Pointlessness you'd be all over that, but you aren't.

Beat him over the head until he falls unconscious.

Beat who? The shinless skeleton? Well, okay, that works. You start whacking the future skeleton president in the skull with his own shinbone, which means Loather sees you emerge from your hiding spot and now you're in trouble.

And you don't seem to actually be doing anything because skeletons can't be rendered unconscious. Either you're the Master of Pointlessness after all or you forgot to protect yourself from the ambient bad idea radiation, it's probably the latter.

Well, now what are you going to do?

throw it into the air and watch it crossfade into a satellite

Yeah, that should work. Or probably not because it's from the ambient bad idea radiaton, but whatever. You toss the shinbone into the air and watch...

...as it falls back down and hits you in the head, knocking you unconscious. Nice going.

You're now someone else. Who are you again?