Zoostuck 2

hambone

The hambone's connected to the shinbone? You're not too sure about that. Even if that's right, this particular shin isn't any more.

Bone the throne

edit: Hambone the throne

As much as you'd love a good throne of bones, ham or otherwise, you just can't make a comfortable one yet. Maybe you could try to shinbone the throne, though.

You put the shinbone down on your throne and sit on it... nope, not comfortable. Are you trying the wrong kind of bones or what?

eat it. good for building strong milk

You're pretty sure milk doesn't come from bones, and even if it did you've somehow become lactose intolerant in this reality. You could grind the bone to make bread, you suppose, but it probably won't make that much.

Ugh, this is way too complicated. You just throw the shinbone in a random direction. Who cares about that stupid thing?

You are now the guy zapping the Loather of Irk with a bad idea ray. You have just been hit in the head by a shinbone. What are you going to do?