Zoostuck 2

I'm the one true skeleton queen, this shouldn't be an issue!

It shouldn't, but it is. You just don't feel comfortable sitting on bones, somehow. You really should try to figure out why that is.

bone a throne

What? You already have this perfectly comfortable throne, you could decorate it with the future president's bones but you don't want to ruin it. Maybe if you had another throne, but...

Feed a dog to the throne. It's how you keep it upright.

Wait, what? Thrones don't eat! And where are you even going to get a dog, anyways? Honestly, it's like you're being zapped by a bad idea ray, which you probably are even though it hasn't been invented yet.

Steal his shin

Finally, a sensible course of action. At least by comparison. While the future skeleton president is distracted by dropping things, you snatch his shin and he falls to the ground, puzzled.

So what are you going to do with this shin now?