Zoostuck 2

not me

Yeah, you're not the Chwoka Has Won Officially, Kid, Ahahahahahahahahahaha shell corporation, it hasn't even been incorporated yet. But who are you actually?

that guy.

Oh, that guy. Yeesh, do you really have to be that guy? You can't stand that guy.

the other one. No, no, not him. Wait... okay okay, you're good

Yeah, screw it, you're not being that guy, you're being the other guy... no, wait, no, not that one... okay, you've got it.

You're God's second cousin. You vaguely remember being killed and having a detective framed for your murder? But that's clearly not your plotline, you weren't a ghost or anything. You can't remember anything that happened, though, because it was all on a page that disappeared.

So what exactly are you... oh, right, this skeleton is asking you where he can find a black hole. Maybe that's the plotline you're supposed to resolve.

What are you going to tell him?