Zoostuck 2

your name is john and you're standing on the precipice of divorce with your wife, the spider math teacher, because you're never around. you couldn't even make it to the school christmas party in the gymnasium before may 11th because your schedule as an nypd officer keeps you so busy. you're not sure how you're gonna be able to make this right — but luckily, some terrorists are about take over the school and you're the only one who can stop them! it won't be easy though, especially because you just took off all 8 of your shoes

This doesn't sound like your life at all. You're a lady spider, and while you respect lady spiders who are named John and are married to other lady spiders, that doesn't apply to you. Plus you don't wear shoes!

It might apply to your descendant the detective, you've got no idea what his deal is. From your perspective he hasn't been born yet, even though he's sitting right over there.

You decide to go over your skillset in hopes of finding some sort of clue to what your plotline might be. Basically, you're extremely intelligent and you can write words in your webs.

You decide to use your intelligence to work out what you were doing. You kind of remember that dumb kid from the future thinking he was a dumb kid from your time with a friend who was a slave who he was going to free. You guess your plotline could have been to use your intelligence and wordweaving skills to help the dumb kid out, but since the slave friend never actually appeared you don't think he's at this high school.

Still, until you can work out another plotline to resolve, this is the best option you've got. So how are you going to free some slave who lived over a century in the past?