Zoostuck 2

may 11th, 1998. you're back in high school again

Oh, right, a conveniently placed calendar shows the date. And this is your high school, even though you were only thrust into existence a few moments ago and also even within your own story you were 13 years old in 2014 and shouldn't even be born yet.

Well, it's not like that's the weirdest thing that's happened to you in your brief existence. You might as well roll with it.

Of course, as your existence is relatively new you don't have much familiarity with the adventure as a whole and don't realize that the student population of this high school consists entirely of Zoostuck 2 characters, most of whom also wouldn't be going to high school in 1998. It doesn't strike you as strange at all that your classmates include a skeleton, an evil wizard inhabiting the body of a beakless bird, a horse with rocket thrusters, and an enormous monster from the depths of the Atlantic Ocean. Nor do you find it at all odd that your gym teacher is Ryan North.

You are now Ryan North. You have no idea what a webcomic is because it's 1998. You're a gym teacher and you're teaching a class.

But you don't actually know what you're going to tell the students to do. So what's it going to be?