RE: Zoostuck 2
05-21-2014, 03:53 AM
(05-20-2014, 03:18 AM)☆ C.H.W.O.K.A ☆ Wrote: »petition before the parliament of singularities of complexities of zoostuck 2
Somewhere in the depths of your mind you get an idea. You immediately call for an emergency session of the parliament of singularities of complexity, and due to the incredibly complex rules of Singularity Parliament, they are obligated to honor this request because it came from someone who has no idea that singularities of complexity even exist.
All of a sudden an entire parliament of singularities is hanging around in the cell, and one particularly big one has been dragged along and doesn't look happy... well, singularities don't actually have facial expressions but you get the distinct feeling it's upset about being there and if your petition doesn't go well, it's going to retaliate.
But you don't have much time to think about it before the parliamentarian or speaker or whoever asks you just what proposal you're submitting before them. Right, that's pretty important. What's it going to be?
(05-20-2014, 11:37 AM)ICantGiveCredit Wrote: »punch your voice in the face
That's it! You're going to punch the creepy voice who was ordering you around in the face! That's the bill you submit for consideration.
It turns out that there is very broad support for this bill, because most of the singularities don't like the particular singularity that's been talking to you (oh, that explains it) due to the fact that it's been interfering in their impossibly complex schemes. The bill easily passes, and the singularity is given a face specifically so you can punch it.
You promptly do so and...
Well, it turns out that things get really crazy when you punch a singularity of complexity in the face. You see a whole bunch of seemingly unconnected events flash before your eyes, and when it finally finishes you're somewhere else entirely.
Where are you, exactly?
There's no reason for this | Or this | Death is inevitable | You can't challenge fate | The smallest change | I'm overwhelmed
I'm serious | It makes perfect sense | Easy as ABC! | I can't even explain it | Cleaning up someone else's mess
I suck | I rule | I've got it made | Really, I'm serious | This bugs me | It's all lies | I want to believe | Beauty is a curse
I'm serious | It makes perfect sense | Easy as ABC! | I can't even explain it | Cleaning up someone else's mess
I suck | I rule | I've got it made | Really, I'm serious | This bugs me | It's all lies | I want to believe | Beauty is a curse