Zoostuck 2

a better question is what AREN'T you going to do?

Well, your plan is that you aren't going to die, you aren't going to let this dumb kid die, and you aren't going to let the universe be rewritten. (Rewritten again? You aren't actually sure at this point) That's about as much as you figured out.

You also aren't going to learn to play the guitar, recite the entire text of Paradise Lost from memory on live television, kiss the girl of your dreams, or start an international crime spree. Nor are you going to invent a new kind of toothpaste, capture a dragon alive, invade Canada, or come up with an actual effective plan for escaping this inescapable deathtrap.

Wait. Dang. That last one could be trouble. You're kind of stuck here now, you suppose.

Meanwhile, the dumb kid is staring at you expectantly like he wants you to say something. He's pointing at the weird symbols his tears produced, something about a name? What, does the dumb kid want a name? Well, you may as well give him one, if only so he'll stop bothering you.

So what's that name going to---

You will not interfere.

Who said that? Why did it sound like an ominous voice in your head and why do you have a really strong feeling like you should listen to it?

You will not question me.

This is getting creepy. What are you going to...

You will perish here, interloper.

Okay, you DEFINITELY don't want to do that even though you find it very hard to resist this ominous voice. You feel like you've got one chance to do something before the voice retaliates, so you'd better make it count.

So what will it be?