Zoostuck 2

.nap.

Yes, that's right! Clearly you have amazing powers that only operate in your dreams. With the aid of these abilities, you'll easily be able to rescue that dumb kid and save the timeline!

You fall asleep in the middle of an evil dictator's palace and it's not long before you're discovered by guards and dragged before the Loather, and then woken up with a splash of cold water to be interrogated.

This was obviously your plan all along and it's working perfectly.

Anyways, the Loather wants to know who you are, to which you reply...

cat scratch fever

...that you are Cat Scratch Fever, on a mission to, uh, you definitely remember it and it wasn't saving a dumb kid from an inescapable deathtrap to stop him from crying a masterpiece that would rewrite the universe, it was, um, telling the Loather what a perfect and benevolent leader she is and only an in-person visit could properly convey the sentiment.

The Loather is skeptical. She asks you to demonstrate, and if you don't accurately compliment her perfection and benevolence she's going to toss you in an inescapable deathtrap.

So what are you going to do now?