Zoostuck 2

zoot suit pimphand

Oh, right, his name is Zoot Suit Pimphand. Well, that's a dumb name, but you can move things along now...

No, that was not it. Use the correct name this time.

You have this sudden and intense urge to pick a different name. Of course, you understand why, because Zoot Suit Pimphand is a pretty dumb name, but you can't actually think of anything else. If you had another name in mind at some point, you must have forgotten it, what with your short attention span. What were you doing again?

You did not forget. This is nothing more than a futile attempt to resist me. Stop it. Select the name and embrace destiny.

Okay, okay, you'll do it! This is a masterpiece, you can't just stop working on it! This has nothing to do with the agonizing pain in your mind that's even worse than the agonizing pain being inflicted on you by this inescapable deathtrap, it's totally what you legitimately want!

You are now Zoot Suit Pimphand. Though your name was only considered for a brief instant, it was long enough for you to take advantage of the narrative flux produced by the singularity and come into existence. You are in the Loather of Irk's palace and you have one goal: To free the dumb kid who created you and stop him from creating a universe-rewriting masterpiece.

How are you going to do that?