Zoostuck 2

Monologue, duh!

Oh, of course! Now that your plan has succeeded and there's nothing this loser or anyone else can do to stop you, it's time to explain the whole thing in great detail.

Really it's pretty simple, you just stumbled onto this recording that was ramblings about a webcomic only less annoying than the version you knew about, you had this whole complex plan involving it but then you found out there was this button that could rewrite the universe so you used that instead.

Of course, that's just the summary. This kid's hearing the full version, which takes several hours and includes a lot more information, like how you found out about the button and how you knew about the webcomic when the entire conceit of the adventure was that it had never been created.

give over all your winnings to ☆ C.H.W.O.K.A ☆, who is both a shell corporation and your alter ego, and reveal what exactly that acronym stands for

Both of those things involve your shell corporation, Chwoka Has Won Officially, Kid, Ahahahahahahahahahaha, or ☆ C.H.W.O.K.A ☆ for short. In fact, it occurs to you that actually being identified as President is potentially dangerous, so you make some quick paperwork so that, legally, ☆ C.H.W.O.K.A ☆ is the President and you have no official role in the new government. Now nobody will suspect a thing!

Anyways, after hours of monologuing, you notice that the ungrateful brat has fallen asleep. You should punish him some more, but how?

Render him unrecognizable from himself.

Oh, that was pretty much taken care of by the whole universe rewrite. This kid doesn't even remember his own name now. He's still got that webcomic idea floating around in his mind, though, so that could be trouble. You should probably put him in an inescapable deathtrap just to make sure the webcomic doesn't get out.

You are now that dumb kid and you don't remember who you are, but you have a masterpiece to create. But it's hard to do that when you're in this inescapable deathtrap you just woke up in.

So, uh, how are you going to create your masterpiece, and maybe not die?