Zoostuck 2

throw off the yolk of opression

Oh, that's right, the omelet was trying to kill you, but you survived due to weird cosmic energy, geez this plot makes no sense and never goes anywhere.

It's currently enveloping you and you'd probably be drowning in eggyolk if not for this weird cosmic energy. You break out with powers you don't understand and if you try to think about them you just end up getting distracted by this whole masterpiece in your head.

Anyways, the omelet's slowed down now. So you guess you should do something with it.

> eat your eggs, for they are the yokes of spacetime

You eat the omelet. You feel strange, like you have even more powers than this strange cosmic energy grants you. You can go anywhere, do anything. You can make the universe yours.

But first, you have something to do.

You are now the author again and you have some kind of a plan OH GOD WHAT IS THAT?

It's, uh, it's Zoosmell Pooplord and he's covered in eggs? What's he doing here oh never mind he's just killed you.

BAD END?