Zoostuck 2

wine them and dine them, take them out on a whirlwind romantic getaway to the olive garden

Whoa, whoa, hey now, you don't want to make any assumptions about this extrauniversal visitor's preferences. Maybe they don't like Italian food!

Still, it doesn't hurt to ask. You promptly ask them if they want to head out to the Olive Garden for dinner, or maybe some other restaurant. They seem confused by the question, maybe they call restaurants something else in their universe.

Oh well, you'll have time to sort this out while your cookies are in the oven. You wouldn't want to rush out and forget about them and have them get ruined, after all.

You are now the author of Zoostuck 2 and you have no idea where you're going with this subplot, seriously how are you still writing this thing?

You have more subplots than you can count and you were hoping to use the intermission as an excuse to pretend you resolved most of them offscreen, but then it ended suddenly. You don't even understand why you did that, it didn't make any sense - not that anything you've done in this adventure makes sense.

So what are you going to do about it?