Zoostuck 2

Baking cookies with me, Loather!

That's right, you're baking cookies with the Loather of Irk, who has a nefarious plan to eradicate all evil and then take over the world. You're hoping to prevent this because it's critical to containing the menace of this universe.

So in order to get in the Loather's good graces and sabotage the plan, you're helping her bake cookies. But this was supposed to happen outside of public view, which means someone must have ended the intermission early. Now this delicate task is subject to interference from extrauniversal forces. Nonetheless, you must proceed with it in order to prevent the singularity from succeeding.

So what are you going to do with these cookies?

choosing your owrds very... very carefully

Well, of course you're doing that. It's not like you haven't made chocolate owrd cookies before. It's odd that this universe calls them "chips", but that's only one of many bizarre differences between the Zoostuck universe and your own.

Regardless, you know the importance of using the right owrds, even if the Loather seems confused by it. Does each owrd in this universe not contain a unique flavor sample that will determine the taste of the entire cookie? That would be truly strange.

In any event, the Loather seems to be expecting some sort of response to their confused looks. What will you say?

words

Oh, that does seem a lot simpler than speaking in pictographs. But you'll have to be careful not to use confusing terminology. At present, the Loather does not suspect that you are from another universe, but the use of unfamiliar words could flern you eflugilently.

Your research does suggest that the overwhelming majority of words from your home universe are the same, but you have few ways of knowing which words are exceptional in advance.

So how will you explain your perfectly rational behavior with these owrds in terms that the Loather will curmenguate?