Zoostuck 2

do the secret handshake

Secret handshake? Is there a secret handshake for being a policeman now oh damn you never learned the secret handshake does this mean you're not a real officer what will you tell your parents uh-oh the dog is staring at you disapprovingly quick you'd better do something uh but what's the secret handshake okay the dog's glare just got even more disapproving don't worry about the handshake just do something something like...

accidentally spray and neuter yourself

...like pulling out the pepper spray - why do you even have this, this is an alternate universe where police are actually responsible with this kind of stuff - and spraying yourself with it and becoming even more pathetic than you already are, you're totally ineffective oh and that guy just ran off with the dog man you messed up.

You are now that guy who just ran off with the dog. You run to the dentist's office and before long resolution is at hand. The dog receives its plotline, the amnesiac receives his, and the pacifier is safely sealed away once more. The Zoostuck Alternate Universe Intermission has come to a close, just in time.

You are now Something Like A. Phenomenom. You are in the Zoostuck universe and you are suddenly aware that the intermission's ended and now you're the current viewpoint in the main storyline.

This is a really inconvenient time for that to happen, too. It's like someone arranged for the intermission to end before you could finish doing this thing that you're doing...

Uh... what exactly are you doing?