Zoostuck 2

make him say, "alright, put 'em up, this here's a stick-up, see?" in a 1940s gangster voice

You decide to take control of your host's speech centers.

"Mmmph mmph mpph mmph, mmph?" he says. The dentist is a bit confused, but doesn't really do anything about it, seeing as his main concern is how not to have anything more to do with this guy.

It seems your new host can't talk very well with you in his mouth. However, were you to be removed from his mouth, you would lose control over him. This could be an impediment to your vaguely-defined plans.

This dilemma seems exceedingly difficult to resolve and you don't feel like thinking of a solution, so you just have your host punch the dentist in the face.

You are now someone. Your name and backstory are irrelevant.

All that matters is that you have been tasked with putting an end to this alternate universe intermission, for it threatens the very foundations of Zoostuck itself. And you are very concerned that the pacifier is in play now. That's one of the conditions for something you're trying very hard to prevent, for reasons which you won't go into for now.

How will you deal with this new crisis?