Zoostuck 2

fill a turkey baster with warm water, tinged with yellow food coloring, then spray it on them

That sounds gross, but then again, you've got this plotline to follow. You don't care for it much, but it's the only one you have.

Now you just need a turkey baster, warm water, and yellow food coloring, and you have no idea where to find them. Seriously, you don't really have any materials at hand. You really aren't ready for this plotline.

Well, where are you going to get the things you need?

call the cops

Of course! The police! They probably have all kinds of stuff that they'd be glad to lend to you so you can scare small children. You head to a nearby payphone and call in.

Dang it, nobody's answering! What's the hold-up?

You are now the police receptionist. The phone is ringing, but you haven't answered it because you're terrified of the creepy dog that just appeared out of nowhere and is staring at you with creepy glowing eyes. You have a strange feeling that it's demanding to know where its plotline is, and somehow it's your fault that it's gone missing, you have to get it back or you will be forever damned.

You're feeling really uncomfortable, to say the least. So what are you going to do?