Zoostuck 2

this is you



youre goosebumps dog

Indeed you are. And you want nothing to do with Zoostuck's universe, it's just going to be rewritten anyways and that's got nothing to do with you. No, you're very busy being a creepy dog, and you have your own plotline that's far more important than the fate of an entire universe.

Your plotline is the Bakerloo line to Muttonsfordshire-on-the-Woldmonton.

Namely, the Bakerloo line to... wait, what? That doesn't make any sense. Is this something you're supposed to create? Is it something that already exists and you're supposed to go there? And how does it involve your creepy glowing eyes?

Ugh, someone else's plotline must have gotten mixed up with yours. That's the only possible explanation. You'd better find the sucker who has a plotline about Muttonsfordshire-on-the-Woldmonton or whatever it is and get your far more interesting plotline back from them. Now, how are you going to find them?

white lines, blow away

Ah, that's right. Using your creepy dog powers, you turn into white lines and the wind blows you away, carrying you off to your destination. Not that you know where it is, but you don't need to; that's just how creepy dog powers work.

You are now someone else.

You aren't sure exactly who, though. You've lost your name and your plotline. You found a plotline, which involves scaring some kids, but as you don't seem to be a supernatural entity of some sort you don't think it's actually yours. You definitely can't follow some of these stage directions.

Still, a plotline's a plotline, and you've got no leads except this one. So how are you going to scare the kids with your utter lack of otherworldly powers?