Zoostuck 2

Put a blanket over it!

There's already a blanket over the Zoostuck universe. That's how they're keeping the singularities contained. But the blanket is old and worn and it won't last forever. Also, it's just a blanket, seriously.

Another blanket might help, you suppose, but you'd prefer a more permanent solution. If only you had more information about the alternate universe, but how could you do that?

something like a phenomenon, tellin' your body to come along

Oh, of course. You could visit the universe yourself. That's extremely dangerous and would greatly increase the risk of your own universe being affected by the singularities, but on the other hand it's really boring here.

You hop into the Zoostuck 2 universe, where your presence will no doubt make the whole convoluted plotline even more convoluted.

Begin Alternate Alternate Universe Intermission Intermission

You are now some other being from Something Like A. Phenomenom's home universe. You've just witnessed Something entering the highly unstable Zoostuck 2 universe, which was recently reassembled after being split into two halves.

Your plotline, however, has nothing to do with that universe because you don't care about it at all. Who are you, and what is your plotline?