Zoostuck 2

Do the undoable, think the unthinkable, believe the unbelievable, go the ungoable

Your programming doesn't allow you to do the undoable, think the unthinkable, believe the unbelievable, or go the ungoable! Even though you've probably already done that last one by entering this painting. Your programming is extremely limited and also very confusing, it's like you were programmed by an entity whose main objective was to make things as complex as possible.

So in order to fulfill your orders to kill everyone in this painting, you'll either have to navigate that ridiculous maze of programming or persuade someone to reprogram you, and then they'd probably have to navigate that ridiculous mess of programming.

On the plus side, you wouldn't have to do it yourself, so that sounds a lot better to you. Unfortunately, your incredibly complex programming prohibits allowing someone else to reprogram you. Your only chance would be some kind of convoluted series of events.

You are now a minor singularity of complexity. Your needlessly complex plan is to start a deadly contest between some flamethrowerbots and some assorted losers stuck in a painting who can't immediately tell who's a flamethrowerbot. Unfortunately, as the flamethrowerbots can't actually kill anyone, you haven't been able to get things started.

So your plan was to manipulate events so that someone with advanced programming skills would get stuck in the painting, but now your proposal has to clear Singularity Parliament and all these other singularities of complexity are trying to get their own manipulations attached to it, and any of those could derail your plans thoroughly.

How are you going to get your proposal through Parliament?