Zoostuck 2

Kill yourself

Now why would you do that? Yourself's a cool guy. You've got nothing against him, and you're pretty sure he's not an unwitting pawn in this nefarious plot. Seriously, why would you even think up something like that?

Hug it

Instead, you come up with a foolproof plan for dealing with this vaguely-remembered evil scheme. You're going to hug it. The entire scheme. Okay, so a scheme isn't really a physical object and so it's hard to hug, but you're not about to let that stop you.

But that's really more of a goal than a plan. You need to think about what you're actually do. And that is...

make a joke suggestion in an adventure thread without hitting the shift key

Oh, yeah, that's sure to help you hug this evil scheme. You head over to an adventure thread. It's a dumb adventure about a prison guard getting his hair done, but the art is really good - it's actual paintings done by a professional artist.

So what are you going to suggest?