Zoostuck 2

looks like it's makeover time, get that weirdo a sportscoat and stage makeup, he'll be a star baby

Oh man, that's a great idea! You could be responsible for the next big television sensation! You've just got to catch that guy and...

Ow. He just bounced into you. Well, at least this means you won't have to catch him, you'd probably get bored and give up after five minutes. You quickly start telling him your pitch, except you keep changing your mind on what it is partway through.

You're now the bouncing weirdo again and you're not dead yet. In fact, you've potentially really screwed things up by getting this Zoosmell kid's attention.

In a few months, this kid is going to embark on a quest to learn the truth behind his stupid name and will end up preventing the rewriting of the universe. Some time after that, he'll be flung back in time without his memory and eventually lured to Paradox Space, where the singularity of complexity that you work for will use him as a conduit for the incredibly convoluted webcomic that can only exist when the universe is rewritten.

Only if you screw things up with the past version of this kid, you might throw the whole plan off. How are you going to solve this problem?